Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Possibly the l-o-n-g-e-s-t Joke ever

Summertime is full of popsicles. Popsicle with fun jokes on the sticks. With three 6 year olds, these jokes add extra entertainment in both the telling and the punch lines.

Today this is how it went:

Wyatt: I have a joke, everyone listen to me!

What did - what does p-o-l-l-y spell?

Me: Polly

Wyatt: What did Polly the - what does p-a-r-r-o-t spell?

Me: parrot

Wyatt: What did Polly the parrot want on the forth of July?

All of us : What did Polly the parrot want?

Wyatt: A fire -what does c-a-r, I mean c-r-k-e oops. It is c-r-a-c-k-e-r, spell?

Me: cracker

Wyatt: A FIRE CRACKER! Hahaha!